Jaaycorona;

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

casualpulaskiday:

I don’t mean to be fake deep but everything is made up of atoms it’s like we’re a giant fucking pointillism painting

beardogs:

bombing:

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

ichigopussyindulgence:

after some soul searching (jerking off) i have found that everything will be ok!

laropasucia:

biggaybunny:

onlinegf:

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

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